I get back to the office and I see this:
I am not sober enough to handle this.
Rolling Stone is tweeting about an anthology that I have two stories in?! This is crazy!
Then I read the article: "Trump Erotica: How Smut is Getting Political Again."
That's my name! Right next to names like Debra Hyde and Chuck Tingle.
What is happening right now?!
This is amazing!